![]() Glen: Well, there was supposed to be an intermezzo, but Mylo keeps forcing his falsetto and not accepting the fact that he is a castrato, and Levi thinks this is madrigals and will not allow me my obligato, and then there's Finn.Of course I know what the male ones are called-check my browser history! Glen: Ginny? The Ginger and Boots effed a dead ostrich.Gail: You wanna do 68? You'll go down on me and I'll owe you one.You haven't seen a climax like this since Karate Kid crane kick.… I've wet more skin than a public pool. Gail: I'd diddle my Skittle… Till she spittles.… I'd flick my bean like a rousing game of Crokinole for sexy results.… I mean it.Wish I could pop mine out like that, for a handful of reasons. Face like an old road map, didn't mind those dentures, easy. Gail: Geri-care fetish ain't nothin' to be ashamed of, Wayne.Gae: GHB is the best party drug when used properly.… It's like the chattiness of good blow with the euphoric high of good M.… And half the comedown.… And you keep your appetite.… You kind of just flail.Hmm, tastes like a tragedy occurred while making breakfast. Elmira maple syrup, Skinner Farms smoked bacon. Daryl: Woolwich Taffy Cone Harvest I.P.A.Daryl: From your lips to God's nips, Bradley.Dan: You'd trust somebody who wears sunglasses at night?.But it's the clever wordplay that goes into the naming of it that I finds hard to swallow, like "So Hoppy Together" or "Barley Breathing." Now why don't you just calls it what it is: it's fuckin' beer? Dan: You know, craft beers doesn't really bother me.Dan: Ya guys knows if Gail's makin' pickled eggs or pickled sausages? Bear in mind there is no wrong answer to this question.Dan: Lions is lucky Canada Gooses don't migrate to Africa.Okay, that's a lie I was watching Squirty Dancing. Dan: Katy was watching Squirty Dancing just yesterday.Dan: Jivin Pete says his new gal looks like a young Shania Twain, but you just don't have the timbits to tell him that she looks more like Post Malones fucked Dion Phaneufs. ![]() So why don't you go get tricked by a Just For Laughs gags before you have to hold a referendum to separate my foot from your ass! Dan: And you know what else? None of youse knows where to put the S's in your goddamn sentences.Coach: They're just pheasants with better marketing.Now, please tell me you put in the work this year. The only time you two have ever humiliated me is when you started spelling. I get up in the morning, fucking embarrassing. I go to bed at night, fucking embarrassing. Coach: I'm used to you two embarrassing me.Coach: I have never been less embarrassed in all my life.Boomtown: Keeping the big picture in mind, and despite all your honest opinions, which I do appreciate, you could have called my penis "the big picture." That would have been a thrill.Betty-Anne: Your mitt looks like Babe Ruth's ball glove from the dirty '30s, if 20 more dudes spat chewing tobacco in it. ![]() When's the last time you saw a girl's tits sag so low, she could tuck 'em into her joggers? ![]()
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